Why I became a Rajni fan; I mean Rajni Devotee, after watching "Robot"?

I declare myself a Rajni Devotee. But I am not a fanatic; I have reasons to be one. Here are the reasons behind confessions of a devotee mind:

1) Right from my childhood, I have seen my screen idols, Dharmendra, Sunny Deol, Mithun  Da etc struggling for justice because villains violated either their sister (easy targets!!) or sometimes their lady love. Even their lady loves were constantly tormented by eve teasers and pranksters. In Robot Rajni sir showed how protective a real man should be. Rajni sir does not spare even the mosquito who dared to bite his lady. He makes the mosquito apologize for his deeds. Now compare your heart throb Hritik Roshan with Rajni sir!! Man .. He is struggling to get rid of a fly sitting on his nose.. Is that what you call a Hero?  Get a life!!


2) Once you become a true Devotee, you will realize that  Rajni sir comprises of all three: Brahma, Vishnu and Mahesh. In robot, he creates Chitti ( His Brahma Avatar- the creator), he saves people from fire ( Vishnu Avatar - the savior) and lastly when Chiiti becomes evil, destroys him with his powers!! There he shows his Shiva Avatar - the destroyer!!!!.

3) In the movie, Rajni Sir talks about creating a new species called Robo sapience ( Robot + Homo sapience)  by mating with Aishwarya Roy. But the silly lady does not understand that it is for her own good. I mean look at her age. She is almost 40. If you are expecting a Homo sapience to come out of her.. You are hoping against hope.!!

4) SRK is almost 20 years younger than Rajni Sir, but look at the roles he is playing now. Either he plays a lame guy (Kabhi alvida na kahna) or he plays a person suffering from Asperger’s syndrome ( My name is Khan). Now, compare him with Rajni sir.. Look at the confidence with which he walks over the sand dunes while romancing with Aishwarya. Does he limp even a single time, when he walks with that Guitar in his hand?

5) Rajni sir does not need any 'Jadoo''s help to woo his lady. Lady comes after him automatically. He creates his own aliens with his  genius. And it’s not like there is only one Chitti, while there is only one 'Jadoo'. He creates an army of them.


6)Last but not the least: Only Rajni sir can get almost 520 kisses from a Miss  World that even before marrying her. I don’t think Salman and Abhishek put together got these many kisses from Aishwaya. I am not counting Vivek Oberoi. Do you really think he got any? I dont!!

For those, who have not seen Robot yet. I declare you a Kafir and announce to start Jihad against you. Do you really think you deserve to be alive?  DOT