Each time I hear news about Kasab, I feel really jealous. Man... He
is younger than me by at least 4 years (Based on age claimed by me and
him!!) and I have not achieved even one fourth of what he has achieved.
But I know that I am just another mortal as compared to the divine
persona Kasab has. I have to live by this harsh reality, how little
gifted I am, as compared by this guy. But I am surely capable enough to
write a post to pay a tribute to the great soul Named Mohammed Ajmal
Amīr Kasāb.
I can see your flaring nostrils, widening eyes and raised eyebrows while you read my first paragraph. But I will request you to read rest of my post before you decide whether I should be shot dead, hanged or injected with a poison injection for my writing.
Here are my reasons to believe why Kasab should not be hanged!! Read on..
1) Biggest celebrity: Arguably Kasab is the biggest Idol and Celebrity after Mahatma Gandhi. Do you know the name of lawyer who fought case for Mahatma Gandhi’s assassination against his murderers? I am sure you don’t!! But you must be knowing, who represented Kasab? You must have seen him on national TV, sharing screen with Salman Khan. You might have voted for him also on the show Bigg Boss.
See... This guy has a Midas touch. Who so ever he touches, turns into solid gold? Leopold Café in Coloba has at least three times more visitors post 26/11, who just want a picture with walls with bullet marks. It is not only generating greater revenues for Leopold café but helping Mumbai tourism big way.
Are you still complaining about 50 odd people killed by his bullets? Man …Malaria kills 125,000 to 277,000 people every year. I never saw you complaining about that!! Kasab is the guy who really showed what kind of bullet proof jackets our Mumbai Police wears. We now know... Instead of thanking Kasab for that, you want to send him to the gallows. God..
You know the biggest reason why “Khelen hum jee jaan se (KHJJS)” flopped. No... It has very little to do with wooden expressions of Abhishek Bachchan and Deepika Padukone. KHJJS simply flopped because no one really Knows Surya Sen. Had Ashutosh gowarikar made a movie on Kasab, named “Maarein hum sabko Jaan Se”, it would have become a bigger hit than Lagaan. Mr. Gowarikar.. Next time chose right idols for making a movie!!
2) Best Dreamer to arrive at CST: Thousands of people get down daily at Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus with dreams in their eyes to make it big. CST/ VT has witnessed crores of those dreamers who either got lost in the city and never came back, or went back home completely pauper with sore hearts. Well Kasab is not like the rest. He arrived at CST with a bang (literally) and left his mark for ever. Well no one better deserves the legendary description “he came he saw he conquered”. You can’t send such a great person to the rope. He is an idol for the youth.
3) Biggest bait to save our people: You have seen how capable our negotiators are while dealing with Hijackers and Terrorists. They always give an offer to them they never refuse. God forbid, if your near and dear ones are Hijacked or kept hostage tomorrow; What will you offer to them, in return of their lives? Money?? Ha ha ha.. They don’t need money for sure.. They get 100% of the billions of dollars,Uncle Sam sends to Pakistan for “Fighting terrorism”. At those times, only a healthy, alive and happy Kasab will be able to save you. Better keep him happy and Alive. After all, we are the people believers of “ Athiti Devo Bhav”. He is our guest. Respect him.
4) The great Economic Savior: You might still struggling to solve the great puzzle that why recession didn’t India that hard? Well many can attribute that to Manmohan Singh’s economic policies and other Blah Blah reasons. Well here is the Real reason. Kasab is the guy who saved us from that recession.
Remember the time of Kasab’s Arrival in India. 26/11/2008. Every day newspaper carried news of some American banks going bankrupt or some Big MNCs firing their employees. You were afraid about losing your jobs. Then Kasab lands in India. What happened next is history!! He created jobs all over India. News channels appointed special reporters to cover news on Kasab. Police force recruited unemployed youth as policemen to protect him. Unemployed doctors were hired to keep him in good health. Architects, engineers, masons and laborers were hired to create special cell for him. Wherever he went, he created Jobs, Jobs and jobs. He is still giving food for thoughts and causes for protests to many Political parties running out of ideas. Well, you will deprive all these people of their bread and butter, if Kasab is hanged.
I am sure; our Government has kept these factors in mind, among many others, which my small brain is not capable to think about, while deciding not to hang Kasab. I think its High time we should think beyond politicians and Film actors to give Bharat Ratna. No one deserves “Bharat Ratna” more than Kasab. I am sure Indian government is thinking on similar lines.
Long live Kasab and God Bless!! As long as you are alive, Mumbai Municipality has reasons to spend crore of rupees it collects as tax from Mumbaikars. Making better drainage systems is such a bad idea to spend money as compared to you.
Like thousands of other Indians, I almost forgot to say.
Thank You Very Much.
I can see your flaring nostrils, widening eyes and raised eyebrows while you read my first paragraph. But I will request you to read rest of my post before you decide whether I should be shot dead, hanged or injected with a poison injection for my writing.
Here are my reasons to believe why Kasab should not be hanged!! Read on..
1) Biggest celebrity: Arguably Kasab is the biggest Idol and Celebrity after Mahatma Gandhi. Do you know the name of lawyer who fought case for Mahatma Gandhi’s assassination against his murderers? I am sure you don’t!! But you must be knowing, who represented Kasab? You must have seen him on national TV, sharing screen with Salman Khan. You might have voted for him also on the show Bigg Boss.
See... This guy has a Midas touch. Who so ever he touches, turns into solid gold? Leopold Café in Coloba has at least three times more visitors post 26/11, who just want a picture with walls with bullet marks. It is not only generating greater revenues for Leopold café but helping Mumbai tourism big way.
Are you still complaining about 50 odd people killed by his bullets? Man …Malaria kills 125,000 to 277,000 people every year. I never saw you complaining about that!! Kasab is the guy who really showed what kind of bullet proof jackets our Mumbai Police wears. We now know... Instead of thanking Kasab for that, you want to send him to the gallows. God..
You know the biggest reason why “Khelen hum jee jaan se (KHJJS)” flopped. No... It has very little to do with wooden expressions of Abhishek Bachchan and Deepika Padukone. KHJJS simply flopped because no one really Knows Surya Sen. Had Ashutosh gowarikar made a movie on Kasab, named “Maarein hum sabko Jaan Se”, it would have become a bigger hit than Lagaan. Mr. Gowarikar.. Next time chose right idols for making a movie!!
2) Best Dreamer to arrive at CST: Thousands of people get down daily at Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus with dreams in their eyes to make it big. CST/ VT has witnessed crores of those dreamers who either got lost in the city and never came back, or went back home completely pauper with sore hearts. Well Kasab is not like the rest. He arrived at CST with a bang (literally) and left his mark for ever. Well no one better deserves the legendary description “he came he saw he conquered”. You can’t send such a great person to the rope. He is an idol for the youth.
3) Biggest bait to save our people: You have seen how capable our negotiators are while dealing with Hijackers and Terrorists. They always give an offer to them they never refuse. God forbid, if your near and dear ones are Hijacked or kept hostage tomorrow; What will you offer to them, in return of their lives? Money?? Ha ha ha.. They don’t need money for sure.. They get 100% of the billions of dollars,Uncle Sam sends to Pakistan for “Fighting terrorism”. At those times, only a healthy, alive and happy Kasab will be able to save you. Better keep him happy and Alive. After all, we are the people believers of “ Athiti Devo Bhav”. He is our guest. Respect him.
4) The great Economic Savior: You might still struggling to solve the great puzzle that why recession didn’t India that hard? Well many can attribute that to Manmohan Singh’s economic policies and other Blah Blah reasons. Well here is the Real reason. Kasab is the guy who saved us from that recession.
Remember the time of Kasab’s Arrival in India. 26/11/2008. Every day newspaper carried news of some American banks going bankrupt or some Big MNCs firing their employees. You were afraid about losing your jobs. Then Kasab lands in India. What happened next is history!! He created jobs all over India. News channels appointed special reporters to cover news on Kasab. Police force recruited unemployed youth as policemen to protect him. Unemployed doctors were hired to keep him in good health. Architects, engineers, masons and laborers were hired to create special cell for him. Wherever he went, he created Jobs, Jobs and jobs. He is still giving food for thoughts and causes for protests to many Political parties running out of ideas. Well, you will deprive all these people of their bread and butter, if Kasab is hanged.
I am sure; our Government has kept these factors in mind, among many others, which my small brain is not capable to think about, while deciding not to hang Kasab. I think its High time we should think beyond politicians and Film actors to give Bharat Ratna. No one deserves “Bharat Ratna” more than Kasab. I am sure Indian government is thinking on similar lines.
Long live Kasab and God Bless!! As long as you are alive, Mumbai Municipality has reasons to spend crore of rupees it collects as tax from Mumbaikars. Making better drainage systems is such a bad idea to spend money as compared to you.
Like thousands of other Indians, I almost forgot to say.
Thank You Very Much.
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