Some honest New year wishes for People NOT your friends!!!

 On New Year everyone wished each one a happy new year. How untrue are those wishes!!!  I am sure you don’t want everyone to have a really happy new year. You want few people around you to have a pathetic, rotten, stinking, horrible new year.

 They may be anyone like your cruel boss, your ex girl friends who dumped you ( Okay let’s call her a bitch!!!), your ex boy friend who was using you as his backup till he found a new chick, or your former friend who took your money and never returned them..

Whatever be the case.. You don’t want these people to have a Happy and prosperous new year  ..
Well ..Here are some new year wishes for these people .. These reflect the  real feelings you want to convey .. But as you are a stylish person.. how can you wish anybody without displaying some style.. Let us do it in pure Bollywood style..

1)       Naye saal mein teri shaadi ho ho rahi ho hai.. Bhagwan kare teri saas Lalita Pawar jaisi dusht ho..

2)      Bhagwan kare teri saalian / nanad Tuntun aur Guddi maruti jaise hon.


3)      Tere saale, dewar, aur  sasur Keshto mukherjee jaise bewede hon.

4)      Teri shaadi ka plan “ RGV ki aag “ se badi flop ho..


5)      Teri biwi ka Emraan hashmi type Ex boyfriend ho..

6)      Tuje naye saal mein Mahesh Bhatt type Khujli ho jaaye.. Aur tu Guzarish ke Hritik ki tarah baitha rahe, per khuja naa paaye!!


7)      Teri Beti Rakhi Sawant type item number karke paise kamaye, aur phir saare paise doctor ko de aaye..

8)      Teri naak Koyna Mitra jaisi ho jaaye..
 

9)      Teri biwi Kangna ranout type psycho nikle..

10)   Tera hone wala husband Ranjeet se bhi bada rapist ho..


11)   Teri maa ko Nirupa Roy wali khaasi ho jaaye, jo kabhi na chhoote.

12)   Tujhe teri girlfriend waise hi chhod de jaise Shahid Kapoor ko Kareena ne chhoda .. Uske baad woh tere baap ke umar ke aadmi ya tere baap ki girl friend ban jaaye.


13)   Tu khud Munni ki tarah badnaam ho jaaye aur tu Manoj kumar type moonh chhupaata phire..

14)   Tere baal Himesh reshmaiya type gir jaayein.. Tu Anupam Kher type dikhe..


15)   Tujhe “Teri Meharbaaniyaan”  ke remake mein kutte ka role offer ho!!


16)   Teri bahan ko “Gunda”  ke remake mein  Bulla ki bahan ka role mile.


17)   Tera beta Bobby deol, Uday chopra aur Tushar Kapoor se bhi bada nikamma nikle..

18)   Tujhe naye saal mein sunny deol type hand pump ukhadne ka kaam mile.


19)   Thakur ke tarah tere haath kat jaayein.. Aur tujhe tab loose motion ho jaaye jab tera Ram Lal chhutti per gaya hua ho.

20)   Tera beta Pritam aur Anu Malik ke bada chor kahlaaye.


21)   Last but not the least :  Tujhe apne budhaape tak apne bete ka kharch chalana pade , jaise bachchan saab chala rahe hain!!


© Shekhar Suman .. But you can use it for taking out your own frustration!!!