Step By Step guideline for Celebrating a liberal Diwali on Social Media.. #CelebrateDiwaliWithHashtags
1) Buy/Order a diesel guzzler SUV this Diwali and make it your profile pic with Hashtag #BigBoysBigToys #FeelingMacho
2) Have every inch of your house covered by total of 6 tonnes capacity Air conditioners to ensure a sound sleep your family and pet dog. Share some cute pics of your dog sleeping in AC room with the hashtag #HomeIsWhereHeartIs #MahBaby
3) Advance book tickets to watch Big Diwali release first day first show spending Rs 600 per ticket and spend another Rs 500 per plate of Nachos / Cola. Hashtag #FeelingBlessed #ADHMRocks.
) Deny a road side vendor of Crackers and Diyas their Diwali business by sharing and promoting #SmokelessDiwali #CrackerFreeDiwali #SayNoToCrackers . Share your selfies taken at Sydney Fireworks show taken during your last Sydney trip. #SensationalSydney #WhenFireLooksCool
5) Frown at your maid if she asks for a Diwali Bonus. If she still insists give her a Rs 100 note . Share this update with hashtag #GivingIsBliss #FeelingBlessed
6) If someone mentions your hypocrisies, Share posts with #IStandwithFOE, #EmergencyIsBack , #IdeaOfIndia #SayNoToHinduRashtra .
7) On Diwali morning, take pics from your own society / building with litter from cracker all around. Hashtag #FailedSwachhBharatAbhiyaan #WillModiAnswer #KyaYahihainAchcheDin.
8) In case you are confused, which hashtags are to be used, use following hashtags. These hashtags will work with any liberal message. #GangaJamunaTahjeeb #CelebrateDiwaliButRememberGaza #NoToNationalismYesToSecularism #WhyCelebrateWhenSyriaIsSuffering
9) Start browsing and planning for better and progressive festivals like Christmas. Hashtag #EarlyChristmas #Jinglebells #BeMySanta.
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