Planning to watch a movie with Friends

Scenario 1 : After marriage and Kids:

A calls B on phone. 

A: Oye sun.. Ek movie lagi hai.. Log achchi bata rahe hain.. Chalega kya? 

B: Haan be chalte hain.. maine bhi bahut dinon se koi movie nahin dekhi. Kab chalna hai ? 

A: Saturday ko din ka koi show dekhte hain ? Barah ek baje ke as paas.. lunch bhi bahar hi kar lenge.. B : Nahi be.. Saturday mera working hai.. naya boss aaya hai.. Hamesha mere bamboo kiye rahta hai.. Sunday ko rakh..

 A: Sunday ko tight hai be.. In-laws aa rahe hain.. unko qutub minar dikhane le jaa raha hoon .

 B : Phir to problem hai.. Aisa karte hain next weekend rakhte hain.. Is baar pakka.. palat na jaeyo.. Aur C ko bhi bula lenge.. bahut dino se usse bhi nahi mile.. 

A : na be.. Usko jaane de.. Saala apni biwi ko saath lekar aayega.. Pichhle baar uski lugai ke chakkar mein Prem ratan dhan paayo mein buri tarah katwaya tha .. Samajh raha hai.. paise kharch kar ke Sonam Kapoor ko jhelna .. tu hi jaa uske saath bhos$%^e.. 

B : Koi na.. Chutiya hai to kya hua dost hai apna.. Bolunga ek din to biwi ka palloo chhod de saale..aa jayega.. B’s wife comes and reminds him of parents teacher meeting on next Saturday.. 

B’s Wife : Suniye.. next Saturday jo parents teacher meeting hai usmein kya pahan ke jaaungi, Ek bhi dhang ka kapda nahi hai mere pass.. issbar aapko bhi jaana hoga.. sirf mera beta nahi hai .. 

B: Dheere bolo.. Phone per A se baat kar raha hoon.. 

 B resumes his phone call to A :

 B: Oye.. Next Sunday rakho be.. Saturday shayad naya boss phir koi kaam de de.. 

A: Okay.. Sunday ko .. PVR Kalka mein chalte hai..

 B: Na be.. udhar parking ka bahut issue hai… mere ghar se bhi bahut dur hai.. Kahin middle mein rakh.. Jor bagh AIIMS type ilake mein.. A: haan.. Ok.. PVR jor bagh.. 

B : Theek hai.. Lekin ticket udhar badi costly hai.. ek baar apne in-laws ko le gaya tha wahan.. 2400 ka ticket aur 3000 ka pop corn kha gaye be.. 

 A: tu hi hai saala in laws ka shrawan kumar.. kabhi Qutub minar kabhi movie.. 

 B: Woh chhod.. udhar hi Inox mein subah wala show dekhte hain.. 

A: Subah udhar pahunchne mein fight ho jayegi be.. Sarojini nagar mein 11 baje type koi show dekh lete hain.. rate bhi sasta.. jyada morning bhi nahi rahega. 

B: Okay.. aisa kar C ko bhi bula le uske pass standard chartered ka platinum card hai.. ek ke saath ek ticket free rahega.. A: Saale muft ke chakkar mein uski lugai ko jhel lega.. chal phir isko family outing bhi bana lete hain.. Main bhi apni wali ko lekar aa jaaunga.. 

B : Theek hai.. phir main bhi wife ko lekar aa jaunga.. Uske baad woh sarojini nagar mein kuchh shopping bhi kar legi.. mere saale ki shaadi bhi hai next month.. 

A : haan be.. shaadi to meri bhi bua ke ladke ki hai.. chal kuchh shopping main bhi kar lunga.. Chal done.. Sunday ko milte hain.. On Wednesday, before the planned Sunday 

A: Abe.. Woh wali movie to utar gayi be.. ab kya.. 

 B: Koi nahi.. next time phir kabhi dekhte hain.. Sun na.. Goa / Maldives type koi plan bana be.. Dubai bhi chalega..

Scenario 2 : Movie planning before marriage .. in MBA college.. 

B: Abe kidhar chala munh maarne.. 

A: Movie jaa raha hoon bhos$%&ke.. tu bhi chal raha hai.. 

B: okay.. Chalta hoon.. 

C: Main bhi chalta hoon.. oye sun mere pass abhi paise nahi hai.. 

A : tu saala rahega bhikhari ka bhikhari.. Rikshewale ki aulaad, next time tu dikhayega samjha.. ab chal late ho raha hai..