Now there is a real chance that Kejriwal may be heading towards the Punjab CM office. Come this Holi, Kejriwal may be doing Bhangra while it may be a real ‘Akaal’ ( famine) for Akalis.
As someone said, hope for the best and prepare for the worst. It will be useful for Punjabis to understand Kejriwal and his WOW( way of working). Unless you understand Kejri, you will face great difficulties in understanding the following theories which are bound to be proposed under chief minister-ship of Kejriwal:
1) All the problems faced by Chandigarh, are actually due to BJP government of Haryana .
2) Real enemy of Punjabis is not on the west side of border but on the east side of it. Sitting in Delhi.
3) Drug problem across border in Punjab is due only one fact that Indian army is not under Punjab govt. Only solution is to handover Indian army to Punjab government.
4) Chandigarh should be given full capitalhood else Modi is responsible everything bad happening in there. Till it happens, Chandigarh will be capital of Punjab on even days and capital for Haryana on odd days. Chandigarh bole dil se.. Odd Even phir se..
Understanding Arvind Kejriwal and his politics may be a humbling exercise even professional political analysts. Such are his maverick ways that Kejriwal sometimes surprises even Kejriwal himself. Thankfully here is a cheat sheet to develop a better understanding of Kejriwal the mystery man. This guide is inform of a alphabetic sheet which contains all the words /topics which constitute and contribute into the big aura of Sir jee.
Kejri enthusiasts are encouraged to study about the words / topics in detail to decipher the tilsam of Kejriwal.
A for Ambani/Adani/Aalu / Ashutosh / Allegation / Advertisement
B for Benadryl / Bidlan /Bhagoda
C for CD / Coward / Chanda / Clean Chit / Cough
D for Dharna / Drama / Donation /DDCA / Dalal
E for Emergency
F for Fake degree / Full State / Free
G for Gajendra
H for Hardik / Honesty certificate
I for Ink attack / Interview / Intolerance
J for Jantar Mantar
K for Kasam ( bachchon ki) /Krantikari / Kanhaiya
L for LG / Lali
M for Modi / Muffler / Mamata / Movie Review
N for Nautanki/ NGO /Notebandi
O for odd-Even
P for Proof/ Psychopath
Q for Queue (ATM wali)
R for Ration card /Ramleela Maidan
S for Shoe Attack /Shaheed / Sisodia / Sahara Diary
T for Twitter/Thappad/ Tamasha/ Thulla/Tihar/ Tongue /370 page
U for U-turn
V For Varanasi/ Victim/ Vemula
W For WagonR / Wifi
Y for Yakub
Z for Zero Portfolio / Z+ Security
Note :
1) You need not study A for Anna, H for Honesty, I for India Against corruption, J for JanLokpal, Y for Yogendra, K for Kiran, S for Shazia as these topics past are their shelf life and have been declared useless. No longer required to study them .
2) In case you are wondering where is X? Why it is missing? Yehi to gadbad hai ji.. Iski jaanch honi chahiye.. Modi Ji, Please AAP ke alphabets churana band karo.. Gareebon hi haay mat lo..
Good news is for the Delhi junta, once Kejriwal become CM of Punjab he will be spending most of the time in Delhi. Finally Delhi people will get their share of Kejriwal’s time.. All Delhi people must pray for Kejriwal’s victory in Punjab to enable him spend time in Delhi..
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