You know you are in Kolkata when you realize that:
1. " Left" is the only "Right” thing.
2. You are in deep shortage of Change as any note above Rs 10 is a non-liquid asset in your wallet.
3. In an era where people can’t afford wooden furniture’s, you have Buses made up of timber.
4. Park Circus is neither a park nor a circus.
5. Dadagiri is not about Hooliganism, It is a Quiz show hosted by Dada Sourav Gangopadhyay.
6. You have reached a land where Drinking is completely banned. So you stop drinking and start eating everything right from cigarettes, liquor, soups and Water.
7. Dan Brown's " Da Vinci Code" is an incomplete novel because it does not explain the "Da" Code of Kolkata. How come everybody on the street is a "Da" ? Must be Holy Grail!!!
8. Bipasha, Riya, Raima, Munmun, Rani are a case of wrong and biased sampling to showcase Bengal Beauty. Reality is different!!
9. Every alternate bus stop is a " Danga" or " Gachhi" or a "Tala".
10. Everything from worst to best is golden. Red light area is " Sona-Gachhi" and Five star Hotel is " Sonar Bangla".
11. Last but not the least: Looking at the filmi posters you realize that Mithun Da is still capable of wooing girls with his Pelvic thrusts dancing!!!
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