Which Category of Facebook users you belong to ?

 You are using FaceBook for quite some time now. As someone said, everybody is unique, but for the ease of study we do classify. Here are the Classes of facebook users based on usage pattern.

1) The PYTs : God was not very kind while giving you literary skills. It is evident from your profile where even " About me " line is blank.  Your every status message on FaceBook is a testimony of how harsh really God was. Your status message read like " Bored", "lol", " Going for Shopping", " bought new shoes", " Mathematics/Finance sucks", " Love Jimmy Choo".  Its different matter that each of your status message becomes a craze on facebook.. You have at least 50 comments from similar minded people or other enthusiast who want your company or at least your attention.

                                                             But God was really generous while he was giving you looks. Equally generous was your dad who gave you this high resolution camera. So what do you do? You click your room, your clothes, your books, your dog, your face, your freshly painted nails, your mehandi.. In short You Click Yourself and upload it on facebook. Average number of "likes" for your photographs is more than 100 with 60 odd comments. This much data is sufficient for you to be categorized into the PYTs category. If you don’t know the full form of PYT, never worry, Knowledge was never your USP.  Btw : Thanks to people like you, facebook has more than 500 Million user now. 490 million being males.

2) The Dumpers : You must be some explorer like Columbus in your previous life . People are amazed by your searching skills. You search everything starting from Videos, links, funny photos ( Disclaimer :Its only you who finds them funny.) , jokes, Spiritual quotes, yoga guides, food recipes , animals , on the internet. Then you dump them on FaceBook with a confidence that can not be matched by even the original author of these contents. And you think people will go ga-ga over your garbage!! Well.. it’s a democratic country; you are free to think anything.



                                                                Just one request from us, before posting any new material, Please check             if anybody has already dumped that garbage before.  After all the world is full of garbage. Go find some new shit to share!! Bon voyage..  Waiting for your next load of garbage.. You dumper!!!

3) The applicants : You are curious for sure and you play a lot. You are in search of the knowledge right from day zero , you landed on  Facebook. You want to know everything about you and your friends. Like you want to know, what will be the initials of your future spouse, what ice-cream your grandfather offered to your grandma while they were dating, which city you should go to for your honeymoon so that your kid is an Einstein, which celebrity's undergarment will fit you exactly. Thanks God, Facebook has applications to help you find these.
                                                              Like Lord Buddha, you don’t believe in keeping the Gyan to yourself, but you spread it like oil spill. BTW, thanks for your Farmville gifts, Mafia war invitations and daily horoscope. Never got time to Thank you enough, Mr/Ms Applicant!! All the best for new Facebook  Applications.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

4) The Socials : You are categorized as “ the Socials “ because the only reason you are on facebook is that you are on every social network with at least 2 profiles. Orkut,Hi5, Big adda, Linkedin, we name it ,you are there!! But unfortunately your number of friends is even less than number of profiles you have on these sites. Although only person you have not sent your friend request is yourself. Facebook does not have this option, else you would have sent friend request to yourself too.
                                      Since I am not in your friend list nor am I your friend, I wanted to know something about you. Please tell me  where  you  get those  cute kitten pics and wallpapers from, which you upload as your profile pics.      

So you have reached at the bottom of the list but you didn’t find any category matching with you. May be you are unique. But tell me one thing, Why do you waste so much time on Facebook reading Crap like this. Tell me your parent’s number, I want your parents to know about your crap reading habits. I am sure they will certainly find you something better to read. One example I can think of is "Ram-charit-manas".


I know what you are doing right now. You are categorizing your friends into each category except yourself. Don’t worry someone else will do it for you!!!