People working in MNCs and big corporate houses do not want to marry because
1)
They hate their manager because they judge a person on how much time
she/she spends in the office. Quality of time spent is never a factor
considered. They don’t want yet another manager at home as their
spouses at home, demanding more and more time to be spent with them.
2) They are already tired of laughing at stale and tasteless jokes of their bosses. Bigger torture is saying” That was a good one and new one” after going though that torturous BPL joke. Obviously they don’t want to praise the food similar to their boss’s joke in the sense that it is also an assault at all of their five senses. They know they will have to praise the food for the only reason that their spouse cooked it. Laughing at bosses stale jokes and appreciating them is already enough for them.
3) They hate wearing big ID cards all day long. It makes them feel like a tamed dog with a lace around their neck. Obviously they don’t want to wear jewelry like rings and sindoor to pronounce that they have been tamed in their personal lives too.
4) They hate their “Team buildings” exercises within the team, they hate to be a part of. Worst part of those team building sessions is the stupid games they play to socialize with people they would have killed if they are assured of pardon. Obviously they don’t want to socialize with in-laws and others just because they have to. Worst part is the stupid games you have to plays with the kids you are supposed to play as their New “Jija ji”, “Mausa Ji”, “Bhabhi ji” and “mami Ji”.
5) They are already tempted and frustrated by the beautiful faces that invariably join different project or team than their own. They are still wondering why no pretty face ever joined their team or shared cubicle with them. They know their frustrations are only going to increase after they see their better looking “Saalis and Devars” getting married to less eligible candidates than themselves.
6) They are already annoyed enough with the worthless gifts like ugly looking coffee mugs, pathetic T-shirts, pen holders and really lousy laptop bags they receive as a token of appreciations for their performances. They don’t want to get those worthless pair of dresses from their in-laws, which shopkeeper shows to you only after announcing the fact that you are buying a gift for somebody; reminding them of the worthless gifts they get their office. And they get those gifts in return of a weekend ruined entertaining them, playing a perfect host. These worthless gifts can never compensate for the plans of an awesome plan they had for their weekend.
7) Last but not the least: They hate performance reviews. They think that performance reviews are torture even if done once in a year. They hate performance reviews because even if they perform well, they never get proportionate appraisals. So obviously they can’t stand performance reviews on an average thrice a week, with almost no appraisals.
2) They are already tired of laughing at stale and tasteless jokes of their bosses. Bigger torture is saying” That was a good one and new one” after going though that torturous BPL joke. Obviously they don’t want to praise the food similar to their boss’s joke in the sense that it is also an assault at all of their five senses. They know they will have to praise the food for the only reason that their spouse cooked it. Laughing at bosses stale jokes and appreciating them is already enough for them.
3) They hate wearing big ID cards all day long. It makes them feel like a tamed dog with a lace around their neck. Obviously they don’t want to wear jewelry like rings and sindoor to pronounce that they have been tamed in their personal lives too.
4) They hate their “Team buildings” exercises within the team, they hate to be a part of. Worst part of those team building sessions is the stupid games they play to socialize with people they would have killed if they are assured of pardon. Obviously they don’t want to socialize with in-laws and others just because they have to. Worst part is the stupid games you have to plays with the kids you are supposed to play as their New “Jija ji”, “Mausa Ji”, “Bhabhi ji” and “mami Ji”.
5) They are already tempted and frustrated by the beautiful faces that invariably join different project or team than their own. They are still wondering why no pretty face ever joined their team or shared cubicle with them. They know their frustrations are only going to increase after they see their better looking “Saalis and Devars” getting married to less eligible candidates than themselves.
6) They are already annoyed enough with the worthless gifts like ugly looking coffee mugs, pathetic T-shirts, pen holders and really lousy laptop bags they receive as a token of appreciations for their performances. They don’t want to get those worthless pair of dresses from their in-laws, which shopkeeper shows to you only after announcing the fact that you are buying a gift for somebody; reminding them of the worthless gifts they get their office. And they get those gifts in return of a weekend ruined entertaining them, playing a perfect host. These worthless gifts can never compensate for the plans of an awesome plan they had for their weekend.
7) Last but not the least: They hate performance reviews. They think that performance reviews are torture even if done once in a year. They hate performance reviews because even if they perform well, they never get proportionate appraisals. So obviously they can’t stand performance reviews on an average thrice a week, with almost no appraisals.
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