Here are few questions and answers to check your knowledge about Pakistani cricket team..
Q: What do you call a person who shoots down Pakistani cricket team with bullets?
A: Trouble shooter.
Q: Which company is trying to sponsor the Pakistani cricket team?
A: Feviquik. Because they too are good “Fixers”.
Q: Which team is most difficult to beat in its home ground?
A: Pakistan. No team even dares to play against them on their home grounds.
Q: What do you call the player who is most unsure about his position in the cricket team?
A: Pakistan cricket captain.
Q: What was the message of PCB to coach Bob Woolmer during last world cup?
A: Do or Die.
Q: How will Pakistan celebrate if they win the world cup?
A: They will have a blast at Karachi!!
Q: Why Al-queda is jealous of Pakistani cricket team?
A: Pakistani cricket team has more wanted and banned members than Al-queda has.
Q: What is the smartest thing Pakistani team do?
A: They take money for losing a match, which they will lose anyway.
Q: Why no bowler could take 10 wickets against Pakistan after Kumble?
A: Inzamam made sure at least 2 run outs in every match after that.
Q: What was the winning strategy Imran khan used to handle the team in 1992 to win the cup?
A: Laton ke bhoot baaton se nahin maante.
Q: Why Pakistani Cricket board is so poor?
A: Because its players do not pay PCB its share from their real income.
Q: What can you tell about an honest Pakistani cricket player?
A: He is poor and does not have to pay income tax.
Q: Why Pakistani players are sad about their match fees?
A: President Zardari has already deducted his 10% from their match fees.
Q: Why we can expect better fielding from Pakistani side?
A: They got enough practice “fielding” questions from Scotland Yard police.
Q: What are the chances of Shoaib Akhtar getting retired after this world cup?
A: 20%. 80% chances are of him getting banned.
Q: What is Pakistani strategy regarding toss?
A: If they win the toss, they will bat, else they will bet.
Q: Why Pakistanis are not good at catching the ball?
A: They practiced using grenades. They always threw it, never caught it.
Q: Why Pakistani players are often seen tempering the ball?
A: Same answer. They practiced using grenades. They try to take out the pin before throwing it.
Q: Does Pakistani team fix every match they lose?
A: No.. They play honestly against India in world cups.
Q: Why Sunny Deol is Pakistani team's favorite?
A: Because he says: ”No (as)IF, no BUTT”.
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