Wednesday, July 11, 2018

How well do you know Pakistani Cricket Team?







Here are few questions and answers to check your knowledge about Pakistani cricket team..

Q:  What do you call a person who shoots down Pakistani cricket team with bullets?
A:  Trouble shooter.


Q:  Which company is trying to sponsor the Pakistani cricket team?
A:  Feviquik. Because they too are good “Fixers”.

Q:  Which team is most difficult to beat in its home ground?
A:  Pakistan. No team even dares to play against them on their home grounds.


Q:  What do you call the player who is most unsure about his position in the cricket team?
A:  Pakistan cricket captain.


Q:  What was the message of PCB to coach Bob Woolmer during last world cup?
A:  Do or Die.


Q:  How will Pakistan celebrate if they win the world cup?
A:  They will have a blast at Karachi!!


Q:  Why Al-queda is jealous of Pakistani cricket team?
A:  Pakistani cricket team has more wanted and banned members than Al-queda has.


Q:  What is the smartest thing Pakistani team do?
A:  They take money for losing a match, which they will lose anyway.


Q:  Why no bowler could take 10 wickets against Pakistan after Kumble?
A:  Inzamam made sure at least 2 run outs in every match after that.


Q:  What was the winning strategy Imran khan used to handle the team in 1992 to win the cup?
A:  Laton ke bhoot baaton se nahin maante.

Q:  Why Pakistani Cricket board is so poor?
A:  Because its players do not pay PCB its share from their real income.

Q:  What can you tell about an honest Pakistani cricket player?
A:  He is poor and does not have to pay income tax.

Q:  Why Pakistani players are sad about their match fees?
A:  President Zardari has already deducted his 10% from their match fees.


Q:  Why we can expect better fielding from Pakistani side?
A:  They got enough practice “fielding” questions from Scotland Yard police.


Q:  What are the chances of Shoaib Akhtar getting retired after this world cup?
A:  20%. 80% chances are of him getting banned.


Q:  What is Pakistani strategy regarding toss?
A:  If they win the toss, they will bat, else they will bet.


Q:  Why Pakistanis are not good at catching the ball?
A:  They practiced using grenades. They always threw it, never caught it.

Q:  Why Pakistani players are often seen tempering the ball?
A:  Same answer. They practiced using grenades. They try to take out the pin before throwing it.


Q:  Does Pakistani team fix every match they lose?
A:  No.. They play honestly against India in world cups.


Q:  Why Sunny Deol is Pakistani team's favorite?
A:  Because he says: ”No (as)IF, no BUTT”.


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