Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Bahubali -2

If Mahesh Bhatt makes Baahubali, Baahubali will be an illicit child of Devasena from her extramarital affair and Bhallaldev will be played by Emraan hashmi who will run a brothel.

If Karan Johar makes Baahubali , Katappa will be a gay warrier who will conduct a pride parade in Mahishmati opposed by gayphobic king Bhallaldev.

‌If Anuraag Kashyap makes Baahubali, Devsena will hurl so many abuses at Bhallaldev and Nawaz will play Baahubali a psychopath serial killer with disturbed childhood who wants to avenge for her mother.

‌If Sanjay leela Bhansali makes Baahubali, Devsena will sing love songs with Bhallaldeva in a dream sequence.

‌If Yashraj makes Baahubali, Mahishmati will resemble Zurich and Geneva.

‌If Congress makes Baahubali, it will be named Bhallaldev, Shivgami will be of foreign origin.. Baahubali will be the villain.

‌If BJP makes Baahubali, Bhallaldev will be beaten black and blue by gaurakshaks for killing a bull.

‌If Samajwadi party makes Baahubali, Baahubali will be called Bhau Ali..

If David Dhawan makes Baahubali, Bhalla and Bahu will be good for nothing spoilt brats who will chase Devsena and her girlfriend singing cheap songs.

If RGV makes Bahubali, not sure what will happen as no one will watch it..

If I make Baahubali, I will get at max. 50 likes on Facebook.. :(

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