You have NOT done MBA from SCMHRD if you believe that:
1) Excel sheets can be used only for data crunching and have nothing to do with @$$ wiping.
2) Sundays should be holidays and should be spent at home relaxing. After all what’s Sunday lacks as compared to Monday to be called a Holiday. All days are equal.
3) Learning Finance, Marketing, HR or Operations is more important than Learning Vedanta. Unlike Vedanta, other knowledge will be handy only till you are alive. We are prepared with knowledge to deal with problems coming in life beyond death in hell or heaven.
4) White house or NASA headquarters are the most heavily guarded and secured places on earth. Buddy.. You are yet to visit our Placements and Examination department.
5) OOP means Object Oriented Programming. It means Out Of Placements. An extra degree which many of us get only after displaying suitable potential and characters for the same. Very few extraordinary chaps got higher degree called TNG ( terms not granted) .
6) Costliest food is served only in Five star hotels. Dude, just do the simple maths by dividing the mess fee paid by number of meals you had at mess not from Prahlads. You will know what is costlier.
7) You should be allowed to carry in mobile in your classes. How will you concentrate on the class given the threats you will continuously get from 9898989898.
8) Chief Learning officer is a post related to Learning. Only bigger lie than this is that I wont die. Mere Bhai.. If CLO starts thinking about learning, who will sign Exemption applications!!!
9) Number of buildings of any MBA institute will be a natural number. Ha ha ha.. Mathematicians are yet to find out how many buildings exactly SCMHRD has. I can tell you number of buildings only upto 15 significant digits. Number of buildings of SCMHRD as per latest research was 0.333333333333333. This number is nothing less magical than value of Pi.
10) Exemptions are about financially poor students getting a waiver in fees. It is actually about a litmus tests which shows how much jugaad you can get from committees and how is your relationship with attendance department.
11) If you fail in a subject, your grades are screwed. No way.. Actually your chances of getting an A+ have enhanced by atleast 5 times by spending rs 300 per failure. And you thought re-takes is a filmi word!!!
12) Last but not the least : Your institute’s name is SCMHRD. Actually its SCM and HRD. Sorry by this criterion I am not an MBA from SCMHRD. Please let me know how many of you still feel they have done MBA from SCM&HRD.
© Shekhar Suman
1) Excel sheets can be used only for data crunching and have nothing to do with @$$ wiping.
2) Sundays should be holidays and should be spent at home relaxing. After all what’s Sunday lacks as compared to Monday to be called a Holiday. All days are equal.
3) Learning Finance, Marketing, HR or Operations is more important than Learning Vedanta. Unlike Vedanta, other knowledge will be handy only till you are alive. We are prepared with knowledge to deal with problems coming in life beyond death in hell or heaven.
4) White house or NASA headquarters are the most heavily guarded and secured places on earth. Buddy.. You are yet to visit our Placements and Examination department.
5) OOP means Object Oriented Programming. It means Out Of Placements. An extra degree which many of us get only after displaying suitable potential and characters for the same. Very few extraordinary chaps got higher degree called TNG ( terms not granted) .
6) Costliest food is served only in Five star hotels. Dude, just do the simple maths by dividing the mess fee paid by number of meals you had at mess not from Prahlads. You will know what is costlier.
7) You should be allowed to carry in mobile in your classes. How will you concentrate on the class given the threats you will continuously get from 9898989898.
8) Chief Learning officer is a post related to Learning. Only bigger lie than this is that I wont die. Mere Bhai.. If CLO starts thinking about learning, who will sign Exemption applications!!!
9) Number of buildings of any MBA institute will be a natural number. Ha ha ha.. Mathematicians are yet to find out how many buildings exactly SCMHRD has. I can tell you number of buildings only upto 15 significant digits. Number of buildings of SCMHRD as per latest research was 0.333333333333333. This number is nothing less magical than value of Pi.
10) Exemptions are about financially poor students getting a waiver in fees. It is actually about a litmus tests which shows how much jugaad you can get from committees and how is your relationship with attendance department.
11) If you fail in a subject, your grades are screwed. No way.. Actually your chances of getting an A+ have enhanced by atleast 5 times by spending rs 300 per failure. And you thought re-takes is a filmi word!!!
12) Last but not the least : Your institute’s name is SCMHRD. Actually its SCM and HRD. Sorry by this criterion I am not an MBA from SCMHRD. Please let me know how many of you still feel they have done MBA from SCM&HRD.
© Shekhar Suman
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