Love is in the air. So here is a post to celebrate something that is
a symbol of love. May be I should say it is the autograph of cupid,
footprint of love and sign of life. It is THE KISS.
Read on...
In a scene from yesteryear blockbuster ‘3 idiots’, Kareena Kapoor’s Character Pooja asks Aamir khan aka Rancho whether Nose comes in between while kissing. I was watching ‘3 idiots’ in a theatre. I saw many couple around me trying to figure out the answers to the question by actually trying it.
I won’t recommend those methods for finding the above question. There must be better methods than unhygienic saliva transfer with a person in a dark theatre. Without being proud or arrogant, I would say reading this post is one of the better methods.
It is said that to get the right answer, it is necessary to ask right questions. E.g. take the question asked by Pooja in ‘3 Idiots’. I think it’s such a shallow question, which will only fetch a one word answer about a question typical kind of kiss we call Smooch. Even that answer won’t be correct always. If we answer yes, Nose comes in between while kissing; it is applicable to us Indians have such big and long noses which we love to poke everywhere. What about our Chinese friends, answer to this question will certainly different? Just look at their noses, given you can identify that on their face.
Sorry for the distraction, this post is not about Noses, it is about kisses. We established that Puja asked the wrong question. We can’t really blame her. What else can you expect from a drunken teenager girl? But we are not drunken and not teenager anymore. My modified question will be what comes in between when a kiss happens. Hopefully this question will lead us to better answers.
So what is the right answer? A typical MBA answer will be ‘Depends’. Guess what, for a change; it is the right answer. It really depends upon the types of kisses involved.
Let’s try to find out what actually comes in between when different types of kiss happen.
1) As a gesture to greet somebody, people exchange peck on the cheek. For English people, it is as common as a handshake, but in India, it is a shine of urbane and sophisticated. Here what comes between the participants is an exchange of message that I am also sophisticated as thou.
2) Few people take “Love Me Love My Dog Phrase literally”. These people are often seen trying to get friendly with the dog of their love interests, their bosses, and their clients to get their attention, promotion or business. Kiss being the universally accepted sign of showing affection; they end up kissing their dogs too. What comes in between is the flattery, a tendency to ride up the ladder without hard work.
3) What comes in between, various kisses depends upon at which part they are planted to. E.g. In case of Kinky kisses or tender nibbles at the ears saying I-want-you, it’s the ear which comes in between, in case of kiss at hands showing admiration hands comes in between. U can guess which part comes in between by the name. E.g. Hand kissing, nose kissing, forehead kissing etc. Caution. In case someone talking about kissing someone’s ass, it’s not a donkey that comes in between.
4) Some kisses are born with a destiny. They are certainly more than a communication between two people. In fact sometimes people involved in a kiss may be more than thousands. Take example of Richard Gere Kissing Shilpa Shetty. Complete Indian media, Hindu fundamentalist, nationalists, political parties got involved in the kiss and they wanted their share of kiss, I mean limelight. Other examples are Rakhi Mika kiss, or Nelson Mandela Shabana Azmi kiss. Recent times have proved that kissing can also be a way of livelihood. Ask Emraan Hashmi or mallika Sheravat. In these kinds of kisses what come in between is dozens of news channels, political parties, religious organizations, and common man. Well common man is there to feel envious and wonder that how these kisses are more important than his life and death.
5) There are few kisses in a person’s life that are very personal and worth giving right hand for.
A) The First kiss: Nothing can replace this. First one always remains the first one. Mostly it is a stolen one, taken in a theatre, in a school classroom, in a taxi back seat. Mostly very short and awkward but certainly the sweetest. Here nothing really comes in between except the passion. Certainly the best kiss of a person.
b) “You may now kiss the bride.” The kiss that follows this sentence comprises of commitment, love and a decision to grow old together. The first kiss of life is unforgettable by choice; this one is unforgettable by law!!! Still a very memorable one. Difference between the first kiss and wedding kiss is that you can’t have your first kiss more than once; wedding kiss can be repeated though it’s very costly.
What comes in between a wedding kiss? I am not gonna tell you. Get married and see it yourself. :)
Read on...
In a scene from yesteryear blockbuster ‘3 idiots’, Kareena Kapoor’s Character Pooja asks Aamir khan aka Rancho whether Nose comes in between while kissing. I was watching ‘3 idiots’ in a theatre. I saw many couple around me trying to figure out the answers to the question by actually trying it.
I won’t recommend those methods for finding the above question. There must be better methods than unhygienic saliva transfer with a person in a dark theatre. Without being proud or arrogant, I would say reading this post is one of the better methods.
It is said that to get the right answer, it is necessary to ask right questions. E.g. take the question asked by Pooja in ‘3 Idiots’. I think it’s such a shallow question, which will only fetch a one word answer about a question typical kind of kiss we call Smooch. Even that answer won’t be correct always. If we answer yes, Nose comes in between while kissing; it is applicable to us Indians have such big and long noses which we love to poke everywhere. What about our Chinese friends, answer to this question will certainly different? Just look at their noses, given you can identify that on their face.
Sorry for the distraction, this post is not about Noses, it is about kisses. We established that Puja asked the wrong question. We can’t really blame her. What else can you expect from a drunken teenager girl? But we are not drunken and not teenager anymore. My modified question will be what comes in between when a kiss happens. Hopefully this question will lead us to better answers.
So what is the right answer? A typical MBA answer will be ‘Depends’. Guess what, for a change; it is the right answer. It really depends upon the types of kisses involved.
Let’s try to find out what actually comes in between when different types of kiss happen.
1) As a gesture to greet somebody, people exchange peck on the cheek. For English people, it is as common as a handshake, but in India, it is a shine of urbane and sophisticated. Here what comes between the participants is an exchange of message that I am also sophisticated as thou.
2) Few people take “Love Me Love My Dog Phrase literally”. These people are often seen trying to get friendly with the dog of their love interests, their bosses, and their clients to get their attention, promotion or business. Kiss being the universally accepted sign of showing affection; they end up kissing their dogs too. What comes in between is the flattery, a tendency to ride up the ladder without hard work.
3) What comes in between, various kisses depends upon at which part they are planted to. E.g. In case of Kinky kisses or tender nibbles at the ears saying I-want-you, it’s the ear which comes in between, in case of kiss at hands showing admiration hands comes in between. U can guess which part comes in between by the name. E.g. Hand kissing, nose kissing, forehead kissing etc. Caution. In case someone talking about kissing someone’s ass, it’s not a donkey that comes in between.
4) Some kisses are born with a destiny. They are certainly more than a communication between two people. In fact sometimes people involved in a kiss may be more than thousands. Take example of Richard Gere Kissing Shilpa Shetty. Complete Indian media, Hindu fundamentalist, nationalists, political parties got involved in the kiss and they wanted their share of kiss, I mean limelight. Other examples are Rakhi Mika kiss, or Nelson Mandela Shabana Azmi kiss. Recent times have proved that kissing can also be a way of livelihood. Ask Emraan Hashmi or mallika Sheravat. In these kinds of kisses what come in between is dozens of news channels, political parties, religious organizations, and common man. Well common man is there to feel envious and wonder that how these kisses are more important than his life and death.
5) There are few kisses in a person’s life that are very personal and worth giving right hand for.
A) The First kiss: Nothing can replace this. First one always remains the first one. Mostly it is a stolen one, taken in a theatre, in a school classroom, in a taxi back seat. Mostly very short and awkward but certainly the sweetest. Here nothing really comes in between except the passion. Certainly the best kiss of a person.
b) “You may now kiss the bride.” The kiss that follows this sentence comprises of commitment, love and a decision to grow old together. The first kiss of life is unforgettable by choice; this one is unforgettable by law!!! Still a very memorable one. Difference between the first kiss and wedding kiss is that you can’t have your first kiss more than once; wedding kiss can be repeated though it’s very costly.
What comes in between a wedding kiss? I am not gonna tell you. Get married and see it yourself. :)
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