India vs Russia

How decision to attack another country is taken in India and Russia

Russia :

Day 1: 

 Putin .. we need to attack Ukraine tomorrow.. any doubts?

No sir

Any questions?

No sir..

Okay.. let's bomb the hell out of them .

India:

Day 1: sir .. We have to attack this country to teach them a lesson..

Humm.. Lekin abhi to Telangana mein pachayat chunav hain.. ek mahine baad dekhte hain..

Ek mahine baad :

Attack kiya jaay?

Haan sir jaroor, lekin attack ke khilaaf kisi ne new york times mein article likha hai, with title "Ashamed to be an indian".

Abe, yeh to bahut bura hua.. ek hafte baad attack karenge..

Ek hafte baad:

Ab attack karein?

.. sir .. parliament mein bahut halla ho raha hai . Opposition is demanding for the decision to be verified by a joint parliamentary committee.

Okay.. let's wait for the report..

Six months later:

Ab to committee ki report aa gayi.. ab attack karein.. ?

Nahin sir, kisi ne pahle hi media mein report leak kar di.. abhi supreme court mein das PIL file ho gaye hain..

Abe yaar ab kya kar sakte hain. Let's wait for supreme court .

One month later..

Us PIL ka koi decision hua?

Nahin sir.. abhi judge sahab ka summer vacation chal raha hai..next week hi kuch ho payega..

One week later..

Sir, ab attack karein kya?

Attack karna jaroori hai kya? Abhi T20 world cup hone jaa raha hai.. pahla hi match hai dono ke beech.. attack wattck baad mein dekhenge. Abhi yeh dekho.. mauka mauka wale gaane ka naya version aaya hai . #MaukaMauka...

 #AmanKiAsha