Suggestions to Katrina and Vickey kaushal for foolproof security and less guests for their wedding..
Trump : Build a wall around the venue and strike a deal with the guests so that they pay for it.
Tikait : aane jaane wale saare raaston per tent laga do.. udhar hi Langer DJ dance ka program rakh do.. shaadi se jyada maza isi mein hain. Shaadi mein kon aayega phir.
School teachers : Wedding library mein kar do.. waise bhi koi library nahin jaata.
BCCI : Wedding bio bubble mein karwao.. hotstar ko broadcasting rights bech kar millions kamao.. paise aur security dono..
Kejriwal : Guests ko announce kar do ki wedding venue per pani ki supply Yamuna ke pure water supply se ho rahi hai..
Nitsh ji: Take my police to search the venue and guests for bottles..
Shiv Sena: Declare that wedding is only allowed for Marathi manush and invite no Marathi manus.
BJP: Adopt our election slogan that shaadi mein koi aur nahin aayega.. aayega to modi hi..
Congress: Order Bofors and Rafael for the security. By the time security arrives, both bride and groom will be old and ugly.. no one will be interested in the wedding anyway.
Omicron virus: Ha ha . nice try..
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