Paatal Lok Conversations between writer and producer

Is it now safe to say that Paatal lok is a series full of cliches and borrowed formulae? Or should I wait for the initial euphoria to settle down? Anyway..

Got my hands on authentic verified pre-production time conversation between producer madam and the script writer..

Read on..

Writer: Madam, main hero imandar inspector hai.. per bechare ko office mein koi bhav nahin deta..

Madam: sirf office mein.. kuchh extra daalo..aisa karo ki usko ghar pe bhi koi bhav na de..

Writer: Theek hai madam, dikha dete hain ki uska beta usko bhav nahin deta..

Madam: Theek hai.. lekin hero ko aur tragic banana hai.. tab kuch maza aaye..

Writer : theek hai madam.. flash back mein dikha denge ki uska baap bhi isko bhav nahi deta tha..

Madam: haan.. yeh theek rahega.. daddy issue plus son issue.. so innovative.. almost like foreign web series.. yeh to hua hero.. story mein kya rakhoge..

Writer : bas madam.. ek murder plan hai, jis mein 4 culprit hain, jisko hero investigate karega, thriller type banayenge..

Madam : maine sacred games mein dekha tha ki ek character ladki hoti hai lekin baad mein ladka nikaltaa hai.. mujhe bhi aisa twist chahiye..

Writer: theek hai madam.. ek culprit ko aisa bana denge.. ladki jaisa dikhe lekin hoga ladka.. phir story mein

Conventional sex scene ke saath saath progressive sex scene bhi dikha sakte hain..

Madam: sirf conventional aur traditional wala scene nahin chalega.. logon ko shock karne ke liye kuch aur bhi daalo..

Writer: theek hai madam.. bachchon wala scene daal dete hain.. web series hai . Kaun censorship karega..

Madam: Brilliant.. bachche wala angle theek hai, lekin classic taste walon ke liye maa- behan wala angle bhi hona chahiye..

Writer: theek hai madam.. ek character ki maa wala angle daal denge.. dusre character ki bahan wala.. aur kuchh madam?

Madam: filhaal etna angle theek hai.. ek extra marital affair bhi rakhna.. maine GOT aur breaking bad dono mein dekha tha.. badhiya rahta hai..

Writer: theek hai madam.. jiska murder plan ho raha hai, uska extra marital affair dikha dete hain.. 2-4 scene 

es wali story mein bhi daal denge..

Madam: sirf scene nahin ..thoda dialogue mein bhi dhyaan do.. gaali wali dekar poora real type lagna chahiye..gaali agar bhool gaye ho to wapas kisi engineering college ke hostel se seekh aao.. lekin gaali saari honi chahiye script mein.. tab na log kahenge ki realistic series hai..

Writer: theek hai madam.. saari gaali daal dunga.. aur kuchh??

Madam: dekho.. aisa lag raha hai na ki yeh sab daalne ke chakkar mein sub- standard series na ban jaaye.. kuch aisa daalo ki log bolein ki Idea of India ko upheld kiya hai..

Writer:theek hai madam, beef aur Ballabhgarh wala scene daal denge, rapist ko brahmin dikha denge to Idea of india ko upheld wala angle bhi aa jayega..

Madam: yeh theek hai.. aur kya.. Bruno ko bhi script mein space milna chahiye..

Writer: Bruno kaun madam?

Madam: are mera pyara doggy.. uske bina story nahi banegi..

Writer: sure ma'am.. main murderer ko dog lover dikha dunga.. isse woh animal lover wala angle bhi aa jayega aur criminal ka humanization bhi ho jayega.. media wale isko Burhan formula kahte hain.. wohi lagaunga.. Aur Madam, Langda Tyagi ke jaise is wale character ko haath toota rahega. Langda Tygai ke takkar ka hoga Apna Loola Tyagi.

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Madam: brilliant.. chalo aaj ke liye etna input kaafi hai.. script ek hafte mein chahiye..

Writer: Madam.. virat sir ka autograph mil jaata to..

Madam: abhi jao.. sir instagram per post daalne ke liye face bana bana ke selfie le rahe hain.. script likh kar lao..ek autograph bhi dila dungi..

Ab jao.. mujhe PETA walon ka bhi phone aa raha hai,diwali special message record karna hai..

Writer: theek hai madam.. agli baar paatal lok ki script lekar hi aapse milunga.. bye.

Madam : Bye.. Ae Kohli, Pochha laga na pochha..