You had me at Mao

I may sound cynical and anti-national but the fact is  that I have lost faith in our armies and govt in handling China issue. Our best hope now are our Indian communists and Maoists.

Time for Indian armies and MEA to take a step back. Let our communists handle the situation on the border. Let them lead the negotiations talks. I am sure the moment they start the negotiations with phrases like Hail Mao and Hello comrades, 'You complete me',  the hearts of their Chinese counterpart will melt like hot butter.  As happened in Jerry Maguire, Chinese will say 'Shut up.. You had me at Mao'. I am sure once Indian communists delegation come out of that negotiation meeting not only they will return with full Aksai Chin area but they will bring the corona vaccine with them which China has manufactured but not willing to share. 

God forbid, due to RSS conspiracy, if these negotiations fail, our communists are best positioned to handle Chinese armies as well. They have been preparing for war in Baster and Dantewada for decades. Time to put that net practice into real match. Even before Chinese army will realize, all their trucks will go in air after landmine blasts.

 Since we will have a neutral and moral force at our borders, they will give all proofs immediately after the attack is done. Honestly, all people with heart of a closet communist like me, we are expecting a live telecast of these Baster themed attack on Chinese army with proper commentary so that all people in India know, what they deserve to know about the military operations going on. Unfortunately our armies and present government are completely incapable of doing all these. 

‌Desperate times ask for desperate measures. #ModiMustResign #YechuriMustLead #KanhaiyaOnlyHope #TheWireIsTheFire

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